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Sexy. Sassy. Smart.

Has the world of love let you down?
Does a Prozac smile hide a post-modern frown?
Here’s the plan, to shake off the blues:
fab’lous dress, black suit, shined shoes,
Forget your shrink, the man’s a quack.
If you want to move forward, take a half a step back,

Come back…
Come back to the burlesque…

"An upbeat burlesque comedy, priced for a downturned economy."

Laughter is the best medicine. Throw in an excellent meal and some sassy burlesque dances and you’ll feel like a million bucks. Well, more like $570,000 given today’s markets.

Three Course Meal and Show: $48

The menu features Prosciutto Wrapped Melon, Butternut Squash Soup, and a choice of Hand-rubbed 7 Ounce New York Cut steak, Arden Seafood Lasagna, or Eggplant Parmigiana, followed by a tasty dessert.

 

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